i cant breathe
neither can her toes
"A healthy relationship is one where two independent people just make a deal that they will help make the other person the best version of themselves."
best version. (via thinktwicetrue)
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
when people say that they read a book before it became popular by becoming a movie
- Person: How do lesbians have sex?
- Me: The question is how do they stop.
